Dear Logan,
Last week, we went out to dinner at El Cholo. While we were eating, a table full of a dozen 20-something girls celebrating a birthday filled up next to us. You just kicked back in your highchair with your can of funyuns and took it all in. Then a blonde in a tight black dress made the mistake of getting too close, and without hesitation, you reached out and grabbed her ass. She didn’t pay much attention to it, but you cracked your parents up. 🙂 And later, a guy from the next table over came by to tell us that you were his hero. I think he wasn’t the only one thinking that.